Arrows and Martinis

kate-kent:

kirajlane:

- The Pharmacy Technician. I think I’d just go by the Technician. If I ever got published, I’d be the Author.

- I’m on my 7th regeneration.

- A black stretchy hairband.

- My best buddy Kate/Anders is my Companion, but this was inevitable. If I’d had a different companion, I’d have allowed them to fall off a building (it sometimes happens to Companions) so she could be my Companion instead.

- My catchphrase is: “Shut your face.”

- The Body Artist.  I’d prefer the Scribe - sounds less like I make art with the bodies of, say, the worlds I annihilate.  (Which I’d try not to do but when you’re a Time Lord these things seem almost inevitable?)

- 5th regeneration!

- A jet-black silk scarf.  I can work with this.

- My coworker Sarah.  You know, she’d be a fun companion but I don’t think she’d stick with it very long.  Which is okay because I’d replace her with my bff Kira as soon as she felt like going back home.

- “Gosh” is a little bit more airable than “FUUUUCK” I guess.  No wait, ladyboners.  Definitely ladyboners.

Ladyboners, or rad.

-The Porn Pixie.  I’d probably just go by “The Pixie”, though that makes me sound like I’m Janet Van Dyne from Next Avengers…

-4th Regeneration!  I’m a babby.  Either that or good at not dying, which is more likely.

-a hand-knit pink (fuchsia?) scarf!

-My wife Aubrey is now my companion!  This seems fitting.  I’ll definitely look after her, at any rate.

-“FFFF!”  It’s a sound of disgust, of disbelief, of overwhelming feels!  It’s not precisely a word, I know, but it’s pretty much something I say ALL THE TIME.  Variant: “PFFFF!”

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